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Mallak Azaria
Hole Plunderer's
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Posted - 2011.10.21 17:14:00 -
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I like likes, so for all likes I'm going to like the liker's who liked me for likes. |
Mallak Azaria
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Posted - 2012.07.12 11:37:00 -
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Posting in a terrible thread full of terrible posters. |
Mallak Azaria
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Posted - 2012.07.28 12:00:00 -
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Dubstepcat wrote:Another thread with the intent of improving epeen size. :\
Contrary to popular belief, posting in this thread does not make people like you. Mining Barge buff: CCP-áhas acknowledged that miners in general-áare too stupid to make the correct fitting choices to make ganking them unprofitable. |
Mallak Azaria
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Posted - 2012.07.28 12:04:00 -
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Dubstepcat wrote:Mallak Azaria wrote:Dubstepcat wrote:Another thread with the intent of improving epeen size. :\ Contrary to popular belief, posting in this thread does not make people like you. Having 3,000 likes makes people feel like others like you.
Only 2999 to go! Mining Barge buff: CCP-áhas acknowledged that miners in general-áare too stupid to make the correct fitting choices to make ganking them unprofitable. |
Mallak Azaria
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Posted - 2012.07.28 12:38:00 -
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The metal on her face successfully prevented a boner. Mining Barge buff: CCP-áhas acknowledged that miners in general-áare too stupid to make the correct fitting choices to make ganking them unprofitable. |
Mallak Azaria
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Posted - 2012.07.28 14:25:00 -
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Sarah Atkinson wrote:Mallak Azaria wrote:The metal on her face successfully prevented a boner. I guess that's a good thing! The stud works much better on her avatar than on mine.. and I couldn't have the same tattoo as her, because I'm Gallente and she's Caldari.
You should do a female imitation of my avatar. If it makes me laugh, I'll put 400mil towards your avatar competition. Mining Barge buff: CCP-áhas acknowledged that miners in general-áare too stupid to make the correct fitting choices to make ganking them unprofitable. |
Mallak Azaria
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Posted - 2012.07.28 15:59:00 -
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Sarah Atkinson wrote:Mallak Azaria wrote:You should do a female imitation of my avatar. If it makes me laugh, I'll put 400mil towards your avatar competition. So.. I tried to turn my baby faced, teenage avatar into some mid forties Dolph Lundgren lookalike.. and I'm afraid this is as masculine as she gets! [flattery] ..though she's still gorgeous, so I guess we have that in common? [/flattery]
A deal is a deal. I giggled. I'll send the isk through when I get home, so in about 6 hours. Mining Barge buff: CCP-áhas acknowledged that miners in general-áare too stupid to make the correct fitting choices to make ganking them unprofitable. |
Mallak Azaria
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Posted - 2012.07.28 16:07:00 -
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Sarah Atkinson wrote:Mallak Azaria wrote:Sarah Atkinson wrote:Mallak Azaria wrote:You should do a female imitation of my avatar. If it makes me laugh, I'll put 400mil towards your avatar competition. So.. I tried to turn my baby faced, teenage avatar into some mid forties Dolph Lundgren lookalike.. and I'm afraid this is as masculine as she gets! [flattery] ..though she's still gorgeous, so I guess we have that in common? [/flattery] A deal is a deal. I giggled. I'll send the isk through when I get home, so in about 6 hours. Thanks Mallak! ..maybe you should try and impersonate me next?
Sure! Mining Barge buff: CCP-áhas acknowledged that miners in general-áare too stupid to make the correct fitting choices to make ganking them unprofitable. |
Mallak Azaria
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Posted - 2012.07.28 16:11:00 -
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You'll still need to wait until I get home though. However, I do have this, both to whet your appetite & show off my awful avatar making skills. Mining Barge buff: CCP-áhas acknowledged that miners in general-áare too stupid to make the correct fitting choices to make ganking them unprofitable. |
Mallak Azaria
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.09.26 23:26:00 -
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Gas thread, ban OP. Mining Barge buff: CCP-áhas acknowledged that miners in general-áare too stupid to make the correct fitting choices to make ganking them unprofitable. |
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Mallak Azaria
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.09.27 04:04:00 -
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I wasn't looking for more likes. This thread is literally **** & should be gassed. Mining Barge buff: CCP-áhas acknowledged that miners in general-áare too stupid to make the correct fitting choices to make ganking them unprofitable. |
Mallak Azaria
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.10.09 22:32:00 -
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ISD Dorrim Barstorlode wrote:Padlocks bad The oldest known lock was found by archeologists in the Khorsabad palace ruins near Nineveh. The lock was estimated to be 4,000 years old. It was a forerunner to a pin tumbler type of lock, and a common Egyptian lock for the time. This lock worked using a large wooden bolt to secure a door, which had a slot with several holes in its upper surface. The holes were filled with wooden pegs that prevented the bolt from being opened.
Famous Locksmiths
Robert Barron The first serious attempt to improve the security of the lock was made in 1778 in England. Robert Barron patented a double-acting tumbler lock.
Joseph Bramah Joseph Bramah patented the safety lock in 1784. Bramah's lock was considered unpickable. The inventor went on to create a Hydrostatic Machine, a beer-pump, the four-****, a quill-sharpener, a working planer, and more. Joseph Bramah
James Sargent In I857, James Sargent invented the world's first successful key-changeable combination lock. His lock became popular with safe manufacturers and the United States Treasury Department. In 1873, Sargent patented a time lock mechanism that became the prototype of those being used in contemporary bank vaults.
Samuel Segal Mr. Samuel Segal (former New York City policeman) invented the first jimmy proof locks in 1916. Segal holds over twenty-five patents.
Harry Soref Soref founded the Master Lock Company in 1921 and patented an improved padlock. In April 1924, he received a patent (U.S #1,490,987) for his new lock casing. Soref made a padlock that was both strong and chea using a case constructed out of layers of metal, like the doors of a bank vault. He designed his padlock using laminated steel.
Linus Yale Sr. Linus Yale invented a pin-tumbler lock in 1848. His son improved upon his lock using a smaller, flat key with serrated edges that is the basis of modern pin-tumbler locks.
Linus Yale Jr. (1821-1868) American, Linus Yale Jr. was an mechanical engineer and lock manufacturer who patented a cylinder pin-tumbler lock in 1861. Yale invented the modern combination lock in 1862.
History Links
Schlage's History of Locks Locks and keys were known long before the birth of Christ. This website has an excellent coverage of lock and key history.
The History of Locks In the history of locks it is interesting and important to trace the means adopted to make the lock secure, as age succeeded age.
History of Locks and Keys The use of locks goes back to the beginning of recorded history. Men have always been concerned with protecting their property from others. Door locks are how people have protected their property.
Ancient Key Gallery The gallery has images of old keys and locks and history extracted from the Chubb Encyclopaedia of Locks and Builders Hardware - first published in 1958.
Locksmithing Throughout the Ages The first mechanical locks, made of wood, were probably created by a number of civilizations at the same time.
A Brief History of Locks in America During the period of the 18th and 19th century many technical developments were made in the locking mechanisms that added to the security of common locking devices. It was during this period that America changed from importing door hardware to manufacturing and even exporting some. Crimewatch 2.0: Protecting stupid people & rewarding lazy people. This hurts the smart & industrious people by making their intelligence & industry provide them with less benefit over the stupid & lazy people. ~ Ruby Porto |
Mallak Azaria
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.10.09 22:43:00 -
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ISD Dorrim Barstorlode wrote:great Bacon Uprising of 2045.
You may find this interesting.
Crimewatch 2.0: Protecting stupid people & rewarding lazy people. This hurts the smart & industrious people by making their intelligence & industry provide them with less benefit over the stupid & lazy people. ~ Ruby Porto |
Mallak Azaria
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.10.09 22:49:00 -
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Jim Era wrote:yay finally almost readable material.
I finally bumped the thread at the right time!
Do you like Rum at all?
Crimewatch 2.0: Protecting stupid people & rewarding lazy people. This hurts the smart & industrious people by making their intelligence & industry provide them with less benefit over the stupid & lazy people. ~ Ruby Porto |
Mallak Azaria
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.10.09 22:54:00 -
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Jim Era wrote:Mallak Azaria wrote:
Do you like Rum at all?
Yea for the most part. Maybe one or two brands I don't drink but nothing major.
A history lesson: Don't take away my Rum currency.
Crimewatch 2.0: Protecting stupid people & rewarding lazy people. This hurts the smart & industrious people by making their intelligence & industry provide them with less benefit over the stupid & lazy people. ~ Ruby Porto |
Mallak Azaria
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.10.14 02:57:00 -
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Seeking funding for a promising new venture. Require approximately 20 trillion isk to accomplish this goal. Please send the isk to me. This is not a scam. Crimewatch 2.0: Protecting stupid people & rewarding lazy people. This hurts the smart & industrious people by making their intelligence & industry provide them with less benefit over the stupid & lazy people. ~ Ruby Porto |
Mallak Azaria
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.10.14 04:34:00 -
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Lost True wrote:Mallak Azaria wrote:Seeking funding for a promising new venture. Require approximately 20 trillion isk to accomplish this goal. Please send the isk to me. This is not a scam. 20'000'000'000'000.00 ISK? Are you going to re-sell the Jita-4?
I want to buy all the PLEX for sale in the market hubs & trash them Crimewatch 2.0: Protecting stupid people & rewarding lazy people. This hurts the smart & industrious people by making their intelligence & industry provide them with less benefit over the stupid & lazy people. ~ Ruby Porto |
Mallak Azaria
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2013.02.28 09:53:00 -
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If you're not having your coffee by way of enema then you're not consuming it correctly. In fact, everything is better in enema form. Apparently booking your flight & accomodation to Iceland BEFORE you buy the tickets for the convention which is pretty much the only reason you wanted to go there in the first place is popular. |
Mallak Azaria
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2014.08.25 12:23:00 -
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Unlike pretty much everyone else in this thread, my sub-6000 likes were well earned. This post was lovingly crafted by a member of the Goonwaffe Posting Cabal, proud member of the popular gay hookup site somethingawful.com, Spelling Bee & Grammar Gestapo. |
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